神曲-總統先生

這首歌曲的誕生出於無奈和驚嚇：7/26 大罷免大失敗後，我們以為國家的領導人會聽的懂民意而停止罷免鬧劇。結果卻是某人仍執迷不悟，在台灣面臨內外挑戰讓人憂心之際，還要全力推動罷免還要背水一戰。所以我們把苦悶的心聲寫成歌詞，然後用AI幫作曲和演唱。好吧，不管日子再怎麼苦悶，至少我們還有音樂。


歌詞 (Lyrics)

欸，總統先生，我們又來了！
Hey, Mr. President — we’re back again!
你還是不懂？
You still don’t get it?
就讓我們再教訓你一次！
Then let us teach you a lesson once more!

國家不是你的舞台
This country is not your stage,
更不是黨的提款機
Nor your party’s ATM.
請乖乖別亂來
So behave yourself,
否則，人民會讓你下台！
Or the people will take you down!

AI時代來臨，需要更多電力
The AI era is here, and we need more power,
但你的光電不環保，風電根本是玩笑
But your solar isn’t green, and wind power is a joke.
至於乾淨的煤？不要鬧了！
And “clean coal?” Don’t make me laugh!
肺癌人數狂增，孩子無法呼吸
Lung cancer cases are soaring, kids can’t breathe.
我們不能用肺繼續供電下去
We can’t power the grid with our lungs.
台灣的天空永遠罩著毒氣
Taiwan’s skies are forever shrouded in poison.
別再把廢核神主牌當寶，硬塞給人民
Stop worshipping your anti-nuclear idol and forcing it on us,
因為我們早就聽厭膩！
Because we’re sick of hearing it!

綠色權貴成了台電吸血鬼
The green elite have become Taipower’s vampires,
失敗的能源政策
And your failed energy policy
變成生態浩劫
Has turned into an ecological disaster.
所以我們支持核能
That’s why we support nuclear power,
不讓綠友友偷錢又破壞環境！
To stop your green cronies from stealing money and wrecking the environment!

你對川普低聲下氣，看了真生氣
You bow and grovel to Trump — it’s disgusting!
軟弱又無能，產業、人民都沒力
Weak and incompetent, leaving industries and people powerless.
低頭又下跪，台積電整個送出去
You bowed, you knelt, and gave away TSMC,
交易內容大蓋牌 還要我們拍拍手？
Hid the trade details — and still want applause?
你真當我們是笨蛋沒記性？
Do you really think we’re idiots with no memory?

你的「抗中、抗中、抗中」把戲
Your “China, China, China” trick
早就玩到爛
Is worn out long ago.
我們不會再上當！
We’re not falling for it anymore!

二十五比零，你還不明白？
25–0, and you still don’t understand?
正常的總統會聽懂民意，不會再耍賴
A real president would listen to the people
結果你還 all in？
Yet you go all in?
這場選輸翻桌的鬧劇，可不是我們挑起
This table-flipping farce wasn’t started by us.
燒錢的罷免爛戲，別再演得這麼沒品！
Your money-burning recall farce is so trashy!
你要繼續玩，我們奉陪到底
If you keep playing, we’ll see it through to the end.
雙倍火力全開
We’ll double our firepower,
罷免 NO，核能Yes！
Recall NO, Nuclear YES!
讓你好好輸個徹底
We’ll make sure you lose completely.

你的「抗中、抗中、抗中」把戲
Your “China, China, China” trick
早就玩到爛
Is worn out long ago.
我們不會再上當！
We’re not falling for it anymore!

國家不是你的舞台
This country is not your stage,
更不是黨的提款機
Nor your party’s ATM.
請乖乖別亂來
So behave yourself,
否則，
我們會讓你下台！
Or we’ll take you down!