今天Apple就是讓我們開心的!! (國外專業搞笑的iPhone 5 宣傳片)

喔喔魚 · 2012-09-21T22:29:58+08:00

今天Apple就是讓我們開心的，看了一整天苹果末世照片，笑得不行，沒想到晚上又看到Youtube上這段視頻，哈哈哈，太經典了！The New iPhone 5 is AmazingPS：還好沒升級iOS 6.

聼譯了一下獻醜把它翻譯成中文。

Alan Smithee:
我們不是想只要改變你的手機就好，而是想讓你說“哇！這比我想的還要好”！ iPhone 5 就是這種強烈欲望的產物。

Joe Bloggs:
所有的東西都重新設計了。史上頭一次，我們加大了屏幕。因爲只是加長而不是拓寬，你可以在不滾動屏幕的情況下就看到更多！我們讓“滾動”成了歷史！iPhone 5 手握更舒服而且減少了因爲閲讀長文而帶來的滾動疲勞。

Alan Smithee:
就算有著更大的屏幕，iPhone 5 仍然是我們所創造的最薄的iPhone！爲了達成這樣“高”的效果，我們不得不完全審視整個的内部架構設計。它比上一代iPhone要薄18%，高795%！

Joe Bloggs:
iPhone5讓你想做的所有事都更加容易。只要伸展你的胳膊就行了！不再有隱藏的菜單、令人困惑的姿勢感應，所有的一切都在你的指尖。

Alan Smithee:
全景照相功能實在是太棒了！這個超寬超高清屏幕讓你拍攝全景只需輕輕一按。你還可以用到iPhone5創新的防手震功能。

Bill Hitchert:
這麽高的iPhone使得信號接收無比的好！即使最”長“的通話現在也清晰極了。當然了，你所有中意的Apps還都在呢。實際上，你會發現這些老Apps得益於超寬超高清屏幕而更加增強了用戶體驗。
我們發現之前的iPhone使用者在使用Facetime視頻通話時，並不是僅僅只是臉對臉。所有我們開發了一個新功能”Bodytime“！史上首次，超高屏幕使得你們不僅可以看到對方的整個身體，還可以對對方的身體缺陷和小毛病評頭論足一番！

Alan Smithee:
我們目光長遠，做到了超乎期待！我們用盡了所有的知識、智慧才使得它如此簡單、清晰又”高超“。

Joe Bloggs:
iPhone 5，自從iPhone後最”高“的東東！

英文原文聽寫如下：
Alan Smithee:
We don’t want just change your phone, we want to make you say "WOW! That is the bigger change than I expected!" iPhone 5 is the result of that desire to surprise.

Joe Bloggs:
It’s been completely redesigned. For the first time ever, we increased the size of the display. By making the screen taller but not wider, you can see more of your content without the need to scroll. We make the scrolling a thing of past. iPhone 5 is more comfortable to use and reducing the scrolling fatigue when reading long document.

Alan Smithee:
Even with the larger display, iPhone5 is the thinnest iPhone we ever built! To achieve the design this tall, we have to look at the complete redesign of the entire internal architecture. It’s 18% thinner and 795% taller than the previous iPhone.

Joe Bloggs:
It makes everything you do on iPhone5 feels easier. And just move your arm away. No more hidden menus, no confusing gestures, everything is right at your fingertips.

Alan Smithee:
The panorama feature is simply awesome! The ultra-HD wide screen display can get your entire shot in a single snap. You can also use the iPhone 5′s innovative design for image stabilization.

Bill Hitchert:
With iPhone this tall, reception has never been better! You’ll enjoy crystal-clear clarity even on the longest calls. And of course, all your favorite apps are still available. In fact, you’ll find your old favorites also benefit from the new experience-enchancing ultra-HD wide screen.
We found while many previous iphone owners were using facetimes, they wern’t using for the faces. That’s why we’re introducing "Bodytime"! Using iPhone 5′s ultra-HD wide screen display, Bodytime will let you see a person’s enire body, allowing you to detect manners and defects like never before.

Alan Smithee:
We looked way beyond what we thought as expected. It took all our learning, all our thinking to realize something so simple, so clear and yet so TALL!

Joe Bloggs:
iPhone 5, the tallest thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone!