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一人一信建議蘋果:以後 iPhone 應該先在台灣、日本、香港、韓國賣,然後美國才能開賣!(新增范例可直接复制寄出)

iPhone 4G...那中文不是"哀鳳死機".....
Is that better?

To be honest with you... First of all, Jobs would probably think you are a Freshman or Sophomore in High-school, since you "have stayed with Apple's products since" you were a child. Also, based on your language, which is extremely informal, the chances are: Jobs says to his colleagues, "We've successfully brain-washed this kid man... Oh well, they are buying it now, and they ain't gonna buy more. Why bothered to complicate the situation if the sales stays the same, ah!" Then he's gonna reply you:

Jobs Wrote,

Sure, considered. (Yeah right! XD)

Jobs.

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樓主,你的內容非常的offensive, yet naive, and not in a good way. 幾乎可說是racist...
比如以下這句:

It is defiantly American consumer's problem: they are either too white, too fat,or too ugly. Maybe it is just because they are American.

Jobs老大也是"American",你覺得他看到有什麼感覺?他對台灣人的印象會好嘛?

再者,你所表達的就是:亞洲人(台灣人)一點也不care你的產品好不好,反正你是apple,請用"首賣國家"的名義來賄絡台灣蘋果迷...
你的win-win難道指的是apple可以隨便做,台灣可以先拿到這些隨便做的產品?


只有極少數住的偏遠的人會注意到天線收訊不良的問題,而且會覺的是自己的問題...

你自己信裡也說天線的確是有問題,怎麼就變成只有住偏僻地方的人會覺得是自己的問題呢?

在台灣的阿婆護衛軍的保護下,什麼consumer reports 也不敢再發表任何不利阿婆的言論了,

這不正中"反蘋果"的下懷?"只有蘋果迷講的是對的,別人都是錯的..."

There's a whole lot more I can get into, so I might as well stop right here and give you a chance to consider what you've written... It's for your own good and the rest of us as well.
這封信應該會讓Jobs考慮把台灣當作是全球最後一個上市的地點
你確定你要寄?
CFC in the SKY
howard789 wrote:
It is defiantly American consumer's problem: they are either too white, too fat,or too ugly. Maybe it is just because they are American. ...(恕刪)



這封信你想寄去美國?
too white, too fat,or too ugly...
是賓拉登提供的範本嗎?
看到這樣的英文內容前,本來只有第一個字,看完後,再加一個字。

No Way!

Send from my iPhone
我的配備: Mac 10+, iPod 10+, iPhone 6+, iPad 5... 周邊有點多。
如果 iPhone 先從台灣開賣,那蘋果股價肯定暴跌!
蘋果 iOS 設備銷售已突破 1 億台,台灣佔了幾台呢? 應該只有 0.0XX %
如果你是蘋果 CEO 你會做出這個決策嗎?
meldai wrote:
看到這樣的英文內容前...(恕刪)


看到你的回答,我笑了!!

每幾個月就會看到類似的文章
但公司真正在乎的是利益,而不是消費者

當你有百分之51蘋果的股權的話
你就可以先讓台灣先發售
所以建議樓主先存錢買股權吧
不然你講在多有啥用?
老賈的回覆也只會是這樣


From: Steve Jobs <sjobs@apple.com>


No way.

Sent from my iPhone."
除了一人一信建議蘋果外,還可以:
一人一信建議道奇隊,胡金龍列入大聯盟固定先發內野手,
一人一信建議聯合國,台灣加入聯合國,
一人一信建議中共,撤除對台飛彈,
一人一信建議馬總統,所得稅減半,
一人一信建議自己老闆,加薪一倍,
一人一信建議……
smewmao wrote:
樓主能放上一篇英文範...(恕刪)


天線問題!? 啥天線問題!?
我從來都不說"沒有這問題"
我們都說"I don't Care"
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