點一首好歌來送給啃雞腿嗑泡麵的準醫生們

kuso搞笑嘲諷天王"Weird Al" Yankovic 以諷刺的手法，將「like a virgin」改為「like a surgeon」,我覺得非常適合啃雞腿嗑泡麵的準醫生們

"Like A Surgeon"
MV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26KWq7MmSc
宛若外科醫生

我終於通過醫學院了（畢業）
雖然不容易，我總算通過了
我現在只是個實習醫生，偶爾還是會犯一、二個錯誤
我是班上最後一名
勉強才從學院畢業
現在我盡量要去避免
是啊，現在我盡量要去避免
誤診的醫療糾紛

嘿，宛若外科醫生
這輩子第一次動刀
宛若外科醫生
器官移植是我的專長
護士，最好把妳的紗布都給我
這個病人快完蛋了
各種併發症都來了
我不知道他還能撐多久
把靜脈注射筒給我看
走吧，該開刀了
我會把他的內臟都拉出來
把他的內臟都拉出來
看看他都吃些什麼

宛若外科醫生，嘿
這輩子第一次動刀
宛若外科醫生
這裡是你要簽的切結書
Wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho
沒錯，我是個蒙古大夫
還是美國醫療協會之恥
因為我的病人都死了
對啊，我的病人都死了
錢卻還沒有付

嘿，宛若外科醫生
這輩子第一次動刀
宛若外科醫生
心裡只想著你的腎
宛若外科醫生（Ooh-hoo）宛若外科醫生
當我手伸進去的時候
我握著手術刀
還有我的鉗子
還有牽開器
(Oh- ho-oh ho-ooh), 寶貝
是啊，我能夠聽到你的心跳聲
最後的心跳聲
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time


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