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最快將馬桶清洗乾淨的方法

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
**You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
**Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times - this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
**Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

文章出處: http://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=35976
2009-10-14 23:09 發佈
文章關鍵字 馬桶 方法
stranger0429 wrote:
This was s...(恕刪)

結論:原來虐貓不分國籍,還有用途這型

stranger0429 wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
**You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
**Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times - this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
**Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

文章出處: http://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=35976
媽!!我看的懂英文了捏
杜絕網路唬爛騙子!請支持有圖有真相運動!!
stranger0429 wrote:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
**You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
**Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times - this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
**Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

文章出處: http://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=35976




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stranger0429 wrote:
This was s...(恕刪)

還好你不住在台灣!!

大綱是把馬桶放進清潔劑,再把貓放進去,人站在蓋子上
然後你的貓跟馬桶都會一乾二淨...

以下開放炮轟!!
我先聲明
我只是轉錄文章而已
大家別戰到我


p.s. 此為英式幽默, 請勿任意嘗試, 否則後果自行負責

pps 以下是在下的不負責翻譯

1. 將馬桶的2個蓋子都掀開, 然後倒進1/8杯的寵物洗髮精

2. 將貓拎起, 並且一邊安撫他一邊帶他走向浴室

3. 在那平祥的瞬間, 將貓放入馬桶並且蓋上馬桶蓋
**你也許需要站在馬桶蓋上

4. 貓會自己翻騰並且激起肥皂泡沫
**別介意馬桶裡面發出的聲音. 貓其實很享受的

5. 沖馬桶3或4次- 這是很強力的洗刷

6. 安排某人打開你家大門
**要先確認大門和浴室間沒有任何人

7. 盡量站在馬桶後方, 並且迅速掀開馬桶蓋

8. 貓會噴出馬桶, 直衝出浴室並且在外面奔跑來使自己乾掉

9. 馬桶和貓都會清潔溜溜
https://www.bagusintl.com/
這是分享它的完全太多节省时间的事物與您!!!
1. 举起洗手間的兩個盒蓋並且增加1/8杯子寵物香波到在碗的水。
2. 當您運載他往衛生間时,拾起貓並且安慰他。
3. 在一光滑的運動,投入貓在洗手間和關閉盒蓋。 **您在盒蓋可能需要站立。
4. 貓自已將鼓動並且做寬裕的肥皂水。 **不要介意來自洗手間的噪聲,貓實際上享用此。
5. 沖洗洗手間三或四次-這提供' 力量洗滌和rinse'。
6. 有某人打開您的家的前门。 **請务必沒有在衛生間和前门之間的人民。
7. 在洗手間之後的立場早在您能和迅速舉盒蓋。
8. 貓將迅速上升在洗手間外面,通过衛生間斑紋並且跑他將烘乾自己的外部。
9. 洗臉台和貓將是閃耀乾淨。

呼~ y的字典真好用~

因為看不懂英文~
stranger0429 wrote:
我先聲明我只是轉錄文...(恕刪)

你整篇我都看的懂
只有文章出處這幾個字看不懂
stranger0429 wrote:
This was s...(恕刪)

最近馬桶文真多
如果真的有人這麼做的話,被平面媒體,或是電視媒體新聞台報導出來的話。。。。。。


又有人要被開罰,背上虐待動物罪名了吧!

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