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請問這老美來台灣後在網站譙什么(英文)

剛看水果報
報導美國某小廣告網站craigslist 的殺人事件
無聊跑去這網站看了一下 點選台灣
結果看到有一篇 一直在譙台灣很無聊
看來好像是找不到女人很不爽的樣子
有沒有英文好的大大 大致翻譯一下

網址
http://taipei.craigslist.com.tw/rnr/1103363051.html

原文:

Reply to: pers-85u8x-1103363051@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-02, 6:36PM CT


Taiwan SUCKS, no one talks to you except old people!

Every time I go out in TW, no one talks to me except elderly people and people wanting to sell you stuff. That just SUCKS! I'm sick and tired of it. TW is like a prison where you can't act out your natural impulses or be yourself without feeling like a guilty sinner.

It's so boring here. My God. Jesus Christ! Trying to meet girls here is a nightmare, completely against the flow of things. Does not happen naturally at all.

NO ONE TALKS TO STRANGERS HERE EXCEPT ELDERLY PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WANTING TO SELL YOU STUFF! YUCK!

Even Los Angeles is more open and friendly than TW! My God!

Imagine cussing in church or stomping on the Bible, the look that you'd get from the minister, and the guilt you'd feel about it afterward. That's what it's like to chat up female strangers in TW.

The girls in TW always have this strict, serious, stern look that says "Talking to me for nonbusiness purposes is ILLEGAL". That's definitely the opposite of "open".

Do any of you claim that TW girls have an open, free flowing, "anything goes" type of vibe around them? lol Do you?

Do you think I'm imagining that? Well I have no history of hallucinations. People who hallucinate or are "unstable" in their thinking do not write with such accurate spelling and grammar, or play chess with such precise logic that they can beat a chess computer on the first few levels. Think about it.

The bottom line is that no matter how much you guys deny it with your words, even if you deny it a million times, the REALITY is that I EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND that TW girls do NOT talk to strangers, do NOT make eye contact with you in public, and have a SERIOUS, STRICT, STERN face that says "Do not talk to me for nonbusiness purposes. It is illegal, inappropriate and abhorrent behavior."

If it wasn't true, I wouldn't be saying it. I've never BSed about anything before! EVER.

2009-04-20 8:22 發佈
主旨是說台灣爛透了!!

除了老人或是想我你買東西的人以外~

沒有人會跟我說話!

沒有人願意跟陌生人講話!

在台灣的日子就像在監獄一樣!

我對這種現象感到厭煩!




大概是如此~

我懶得翻那麼多~

你可以回他!

If u think that tw sucks!

Then get da hell off here!

And don't u ever let me see that u're in tw!

Or else I'll hunt u down!
你可以回他

Welcome to Taiwan
ikustiH wrote:
你可以回他Welco...(恕刪)


也可以回

why so serious
小鹽鹽 wrote:
主旨是說台灣爛透了!...(恕刪)

看來他好像是不喜歡來呆丸
可是好像又不得不來
ikustiH wrote:
你可以回他Welco...(恕刪)

哈哈哈
科科科一號機 wrote:
也可以回why so...(恕刪)

水喔


當然是不會回他了

不過這裡面personals部分 倒是有一些"怪怪"的廣告

考駕照上的小冊寫著 "轉彎前30公尺" 就要打燈囉
不過是個老外, 在這沒人理她~ 不爽寫來罵罵罷了

沒人理她, 把不到妹, 只能跟老人說話

滾回US吧...
萬能的天神 請賜與我嘴砲的力量
這傢伙來台灣只不過是想釣馬子的吧,也不知道他尊容長得怎樣,說不定很醜,不然一般白人在台灣是很吃香才是
電腦是永無止境的錢坑
jackalsteven wrote:
沒人理她, 把不到妹, 只能跟老人說話
...(恕刪)

看完的感想, 紅色部分比較像是他的主因
jackalsteven wrote:
這傢伙來台灣只不過是想釣馬子的吧,也不知道他尊容長得怎樣,說不定很醜,不然一般白人在台灣是很吃香才是...(恕刪)


這...巷子裡的喔~
樓主不要太在意啦,這位白人老兄的文章只是把妹不順利,寫文章抱怨一下。
謎之音: 他不知PUB有很多自動免費的嗎?? 真怪
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