不喜歡台灣的理由

sp0609 wrote:
這是本土呀!這是民俗...(恕刪)

很好玩嗎？ wrote:
還有，對於建材偏好瘋狂的熱愛石材，明明是既不環保又跟不上建築設計潮流的建材。

kirishima90094 wrote:
台灣會變成這樣都是你們自找的..還罵的很開心勒
自己不先試著改變周遭那就乖乖接受吧...少在那邊婆婆媽媽的

Cont|emp|or|ary wrote:
I should start this series of posts by first mentioning that I’m not a hater. That said, no matter where you go, some things will piss you off, regardless of how open-minded, PC, assimilation-ready you are. Taiwan’s a great country, but it has its rough patches. Here’s one:

It was a rainy winter day in Taipei today. I wore my work shoes today. Unfortunately, the soles of my shoes aren’t exactly Gore-Tex super grip recycled F1 rubber or anything like that. I say unfortunately because whenever it rains here in Taipei (which is often), I slip on the marble-tiled sidewalks which seem to skirt every bank and post office in town. I’m pretty sure that most salarymen here experience the same, slippery imbalance every rainy day.

Luckily, the designers didn’t totally ignore this seemingly obvious flaw. Most of the marble-tiled footpaths have thin “friction strips,” as I like to call them. They aren’t the polished slip-traps of the marble tile, but are rough and cling to your shoe. They’re like buoys in a vast ocean that I tentatively jump to in order to keep from sliding around and bumping into people, or worse, making myself look foolish. If only there were more of these strips.

部落版主最初聲明了他沒有惡意，也期待會被罵，只是想說點自己的心聲。他主要是在不爽為什麼台北街道到處都鋪用大理石，下雨後地上易滑，版主常為此摔倒，而為什麼當地人不改善這種地板鋪作的方法？但還好有些較細心的設計師會鋪上防滑的阻力線條，以防路人滑倒、撞上他人、讓自己丟臉。
(非常同意,我也納悶這麼會下雨的地方為何要用易滑的石材磁磚?笨蛋!)
回覆 #1
Edi says:
Quite complaining! LOL Be glad you have sidewalks!! I get now sidewalks down here in Pingtung which means I get to walk along the side of the street with scooters and bikes. Can you imagine what that is like??
Edi 說:
別抱怨了! 你該慶幸你們有人行道，在屏東只能走在自行車和機車的一旁，你能想像嗎?

(台灣不少地方雖有騎樓但確不能走??)台北就是其一


回覆 #3
接下來這位筆者的回覆較有攻擊性:

5. People feeling the need to stare at a computer or TV in every possible situation
任何時候 都有著必須盯著電視或電腦看的需求
(我也很納悶,截運車廂最常見??)
10. The pollution
汙染
(亂丟家中垃圾)

11. Horribly bad fashion misses
對時尚的誤解
(女生人手一只LV,身上都是名牌就是時尚?到底是人在過生活還是物?)

12. Not a whole lot of art here
當地藝術品的缺乏
(基本上沒啥品味即使一坪幾百萬的豪宅也是 唉)
14. Guys taking pictures of themselves and teasing their hairsprayed hair
男生自拍，愛雕髮、玩頭髮
(小鬼)
15. People in general taking pictures of themselves
一般自拍的習慣
(小鬼愛自戀人云亦云還愛裝可愛做鬼臉)

17. All the foreigners being English teachers and most of them lost souls.
外國人都是英文老師，且是出賣靈魂的外國人

(有些真的是混蛋)
18. Said foreigners being able to make 2x the salaries of Taiwanese 5x as smart and hard working as them, and getting women out of their league as a result.
外國人英文老師薪資是台灣人的兩倍，但台灣人的聰明跟努力卻是外國人的五倍 結果外國人因此成功"越級打怪"

(白人優越主義作祟沒自信的台灣人)
20. People who live here for over 5 years and can’t speak any Chinese (see #18)
在台灣住了超過五年 還不會講中文

(你會講嗎阿兜仔)



回覆 #5
The drunk and sober says:
July 6, 2010 at 12:38 pm
You know what,I totally agree with soome of the points you said.
*The screechy nasal sound of Taiwanese shouting into a cell phone when you’re hung over.
*Taiwanese language
*Probably the world’s worst music(No wonder Jay Chou and Jolin aren’t popular worldwide.Oh wait,who are those people I’ve just mentioned???)
*Being asked the same questions by everyone you meet(Ah yes,the questions being asked by ugly ass stalkers and retarded chink hoes especially in Ximen Ding)
*Having to dumb down your conversations to banal pleasantries with everyone you communicate with
*Generally awkward socializing.
*The pollution(and not to mention the amount of dog shits and littering)
*Horribly bad fashion misses(They’ve got bad taste in clothes and jewelry,it’s like they’re so yesterday like their ancient chink forefathers)
*Not a whole lot of art here(No style and taste=No sense of creativity,that’s why they have to copy one another.Fucktards….)
*The general cluelessness about art, culture etc. in general
*Tropical Island and I can’t get weed anywhere dammit(Now that you’ve mentioned it,I need to smoke some just to get away from this reality of hell.Taiwan=Suicidal Ville)
Here are some of the things I despise:
*the annoying immature hoes you see on Yoyo TV(looks like they need a good f*ck in their tight chink vagina and a cock to thrust inside their chink mouths so they can just shut the f*ck up)
*Taiwanese people trying to speak “English”
*the old people(anywhere they are and everything they do)
*Taiwanese people acting like blacks trying to street dance and listening to hip hop thinking they’ve already blend into the modern young life when they don’t know they’re just as old as their ancient forefathers when they still have all the old traditional values like respect and honor your elders,study hard and learn to live like a retarded nerd who thinks he/she is cool enough to blend in with the outside world)
*annoying young pricks who sell stuff and ask you questions(man,to be practical,they should sell off their ugly skinny ass chink bodies instead to earn their college intuition fees)
*People who think they aren’t Chinese but Taiwanese.(Come on,Taiwan is nothing compared to China!I mean to be sarcastic,”What is a Taiwan?” Oh it’s a small island located right next to China but I don’t see any small island on the map! [Gets a magnifying glass] Ah…..that’s better!Whoa it looks really small and deserted comparing to China where it’s humongous!)
*The old ugly houses piled in a small ghetto altogether.(Ugh!I’ve never seen anything uglier in my life!)
*the weather(It’s all so fucked up!)

[這咖寫得很亂，我就直接翻大綱]

*狗大便 垃圾

*沒創意、沒藝術，只會抄襲

*學講英文的台灣人

*學黑人跳街舞、聽嘻哈，自以為很前衛，但思想還是很古板、書呆

*又舊又醜的房子排成一堆就像廢區


回覆 #4
A G says:
Iam so surprised that no one mentioned…

The fucking stares by everyone (if your foreign.)

The fucking repeating ‘welcome’ in mandarin everytime a shop door opens, like there programmed to fucking say that gwanning sound.

Tons of people on the train even when its fucking late…The place is like one giant ant hive with everyone flowing over each other.

I walk 50 metres and my hair and clothes are ruined by my own sweat, which makes just about everything a mission.

and yes the stares, i f*cking hate it, people watching me eat, watching me on the train, f*ck i bet they have a way to watch me wank. Mind your own fucking business!

A G 說:

- 每走五十公尺整頭整身都是汗，很難做事
(台灣的夏天真的很恐怖太濕熱又悶又黏)

-------------- [大家如果想再看下去 我再po]




回覆 #5
A G says:
and oh i forgot.

People dont have any fucking manners, just barge you and push in front of you and shit. Almost everyone would push in front of you and feel no way about it.

They all walk so fucking slow and they take up the whole sidewalk fuckkk!!!

I have to wait 72 seconds just to cross a road because it is over run by ants riding scooters.

And i swear some taiwanese girls try to deliberately walk into you…like they think that its going to lead to some fucking romantic encounter that they see in Hollywood….NO iam not interested piss off. p.s and stop fucking staring at me with those fucking eyes.

A G 說:
- 還有，人們很沒禮貌，又擠又推插隊樣樣來

- 插隊一點也不會歹勢
(那些人還活在200多年前的世代)




回覆 #6
ho says:
The buildings and the planning. Ugly houses with bars on their windows. Interior design in offices are horrible! Its like going back to the 70s. No sidewalks. Everything is squares of concrete.

ho 說:
- 建築與都市計畫
- 架鐵窗的醜陋屋子
- 辦公室室內設計很糟糕，像是回了70年代

- 到處都是方形的水泥製品

(台北確實醜不拉嘰,沒品味毫無美感)

回覆 #7
Rafa Lechester says:
wow, don’t you guys need a license to be THAT narrow-minded and stupid? gee didn’t know all foreigners were dumb like this


Rafa Lechester 說:
哇 是不是得討張核准才能講出像你們這樣又笨又偏執的話 切.. 不知道所有外國人都這麼呆

形容那些不入流的老外叫ASS HOLE?)



回覆 #8
me says:
some things i hate about taiwanese people.

( im talking about 1 out of 10 taiwanese people)

1. taiwanese people are plastic. they are friendly in front of you and talk to you nicely, but they are saying something bad about you everytime you turn your back.

2. they love complaining. even in the simplest mistakes..

3. taiwanese will invent stories , they will make-up stories just to prove that you did something wrong to them.

4. taiwanese people cannot be trusted. tried and tested already. im a tourist guide here in the philippines and i cater to taiwanese groups. all fil-chi tourist guides know that taiwanese people cannot be trusted.


me 說:
有些我討厭台灣人的原因

(我是在說10%的人)

4. 不能信任台灣人，試過也測過，我在菲力賓當導遊，我帶的都是台灣人，所有中菲導遊都知道台灣人信不過!

(菲律賓人嗎?來台灣吧待遇很高喔)



回覆 #9
not the asshole jim up there, drunk and sober, nor j says:
Rafa Lechester :
wow, don’t you guys need a license to be THAT narrow-minded and stupid? gee didn’t know all foreigners were dumb like this

Finally, someone who is speaking up. In addition, America are the fucking narrow minded ones, not the taiwanese. You are fucking white, so I wonder why you would turn heads, dumbfuck. Also, if you fucking hate the Taiwanese, why are you living there? Don’t tell me you’re also one of the fucking losers who teach english in taiwan. Furthermore, in my opinion, I bet you are living in fucking Taiwan because you were despised in America, which you probably believe is “so nice and peaceful”.

not the asshole jim up there, drunk and sober, nor j 說:
終於有人出來講話，美國人才思想偏執，不是台灣人。你們都是TMD白人，不然怎麼會有人瞪著你看，呆。如果你這麼討厭台灣，那幹嘛還不走?別跟我說你是在台灣教英文的敗類，跟你賭你會住在台灣是因為你在美國被排擠，你又美又和平的美國。

tylersony wrote:
環境就是糟得讓人只敢獨善其身
要改變環境之前也要先衡量看看會不會被環境吞噬...
人活著又不是在演卡通...現實世界裡哪有人定勝天怎種事

tylersony wrote:
說的很輕鬆愜意...怎麼改變?

kirishima90094 wrote:
很棒的理由!!..很現實也很實際!!..
既然找到讓自己袖手旁觀的理由了..
那就乖乖吸著手指眼看著這一切發生吧..
沒什麼好抱怨的..

.要嘛就是選擇沉默..要嘛就是挺身出來改變..
沒有那種一邊罵,最後叫你出來改變一堆藉口理由的..
位子自己選的,就不要抱怨為什麼自己的位子沒別人的好風景..

輕鬆愜意???
一堆人在網路上砲轟自己國家的缺點我看也是砲的挺輕鬆的不是嗎??
彷彿不關自己的事一樣..