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一支花

不想看,就不要看! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD


我不需要騙你們。 XDDDDDDDDDD

01 朋友就當... 笑話.. 看。 XDDDDDDDD

事實上,我還有個 2 號美國女人,

她原本是今年 8 月退休。

她懷疑我有其她女人,提前到 03/31退休來台北。

夠不夠驚悚?

我又要被雙殺? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


我真的非常細心,寫兩本筆記。

不是電腦的 notepad XDDDDDDDDDDD
「大千世界,無掛無礙, 自去自來,自由自在, 要生便生,莫找替代。」
天國一輝小寶寶 wrote:
https://www...(恕刪)


You can not read the Chinese,

so, I reply in English.

I pay NT$0 & US$0.

Perhapes only taxi fee.

Hello! I am a poor guy.

Do yo you read all of these ? XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's your problem? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

我不相信美國人受得了你這個破英文
2021startup wrote:
我不相信美國人受得了你這個破英文



受不受得了,是美國人的事。 XDDDDDDDDD


我英文大白話,我就是沒護照,要就飛來台北找我。 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

沒人想到... 我這白癡... 一直寫筆記吧 XDDDDDDDDDDD

1 號美國人 2025-03-18 19:15 UTC+0800

發燒... 她寫英文 fever. 然後動彈不得

靠腰... 我就沒護照. 是要怎麼去照顧她。
English only now? Fine.

Here is the problem. You are a 60-year-old down bad, which has made you delusional and toxic. The information you provided was fake—fake flight itinerary, fake suitcase, fake cat, fake girlfriends. No matter how much you want it, the fakes won't become facts, and deep down, you know that. That's why you keep repeating things you don't even believe, wishing they were true. But sadly, my friend, they are not. None of the fake reality you believe in is real.

Well, one thing you were probably right about—you don’t have much to lose… just yet. Until then, best of luck, and I hope you can find some sense and peace in this unrealistic world you created.
Buzz_Cookie

你別說,那個 down bad 是最近才從我兒子那邊聽來,用在這邊還蠻合適的

2025-03-19 10:22
亞利安星人

別這麼直白啊~老人家要是看懂了對心血管不太好[笑到噴淚]

2025-03-19 11:27
Buzz_Cookie wrote:

English only now? Fine.

Here is the problem. You are a 60-year-old down bad, which has made you delusional and toxic. The information you provided was fake—fake flight itinerary, fake suitcase, fake cat, fake girlfriends. No matter how much you want it, the fakes won't become facts, and deep down, you know that. That's why you keep repeating things you don't even believe, wishing they were true. But sadly, my friend, they are not. None of the fake reality you believe in is real.

Well, one thing you were probably right about—you don’t have much to lose… just yet. Until then, best of luck, and I hope you can find some sense and peace in this unrealistic world you created.




go away in case that you think what I said are faked.


i don't have to tell everything.

What's your problem?XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ROTFLMAO XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Buzz_Cookie

You got stood up by your imaginary gf and I'm the one w/ a problem?

2025-03-19 3:32
還行

哥 他就會這幾句英文 除了詐騙 哪有美國女會看上他

2025-03-19 10:39
神奇的台灣人,到底有什麼問題?

雖然... 我只有高中學歷。

但是,我 27 歲,就是德國西班子的包商。

咬我啊! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD


看不起.... 我被美國人貼嗎? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Angel9999

YouTube 關鍵字 「殺豬盤 」就一堆影片可看,一開始故事都像你寫的這樣,後面都會有意外轉折,反正大家是關心你才留言的,請你多注意別被騙喔

2025-03-19 10:56
2021startup wrote:
我不相信美國人受得了你這個破英文
大家不正忍著那爛中文嗎...
亞利安星人

其實本貓在忍受的是管理員處理這類文章的寬容與龜速.....[笑到噴淚]

2025-03-19 11:29
daveking

他發文回文要看廣告,你知道樓主貢獻多少給蔣大嗎?[^++^][^++^][^++^]

2025-03-19 21:19
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