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不小心碰到護士的軟軟

我也看不懂 樓主是在講啥呀

沒看過這麼痛苦的文章

這聯考考作文一定零分
一定是我的看文章的能力退步了

真的!讀的很累......




fdfdftr74 wrote:
我也看不懂 樓主是在...(恕刪)


爽到語無倫次嗎?

krauser wrote:
這個"他"只是第三人...(恕刪)


我是在跟薔薇哥開玩笑....因為我知道他有在看文....而且不會生我的氣!!!
一旦明白了世界是複雜的,人性是複雜的,我們就擁有了寬容與智慧,{城府}可以讓我們游刃有餘的行走其中。
我幫大家翻譯好了~請看下面


Evening go to the dentist, shot a 3D X-ray laser, say there are benefits that good health care,
I heard abroad can also look at the teeth with this @ @!
Although not the first time X-ray film, but still hold normal,
However, the dentist will have to wait very annoying .... so on and so took the One magazine is to see a woman like this .... XXX 40-Mr.
A nurse shouted: first time here? Here, bags can be placed on a chair, and so I ~ for a while after the metal to drag off ............... put something ..... bag chair,
Me: Then I asked where to seat?
Nurse: We use the station Oh! Me!!
Because the machine in a chair in front of a small space rather than the toilet is still small,
At this time the machine next to the nurses to cry: not there Oh! The middle of the machine, this time I have put my glasses off the metal!
I do not even pseudo-code description of the glasses. Moment of loss of vision, hearing all replaced, I heard a nurse call me, call broken throat .. rushed past, the use of modest gaze, and instantly the extraordinary sense of smell with the sense of the nurse and the machine the gap, with the millionth of a second time turned an angle drill in the past, when the destination is about to nurse a turn, the impact of unusual fragrance strong sense of my fifth, I used the extreme universe, give me strength again in the moment can not be turned , a point of friction where the friction of the paste should not be crossing the finish line machine, YA ~! I won!


N: Lead clothes to wear out!
.....
Quite small due to space, nurses, nurse ..... I was not a small standing still, nicknamed the dish that F, not the wave of the catchy title, or standing still ...
Nurse so fast and skilled with a very slender hands, will lead to the right clothes to wear to the machine to get the middle of hard toss, like leveraging, confident in front of me to make a Ramen action, this time I put her still mercy to be completed in about the time, however, lead to rejection of nurses clothing too!
I won! Ma Lina can not do anything


Finally, if all else fails, I suspect out ........ out! How more and more intense fragrance, nurses, how can you doubt !~~ fixed?!
I swing biceps, enough! I swing the deltoid muscle, not enough! I pull his pants! Finally available in the expected path of safe passage.
Suspect! How strong the fragrance and you whatcha ......, nurse! Do not turn around when I was lead me to wear clothes ~!
When this time has dimension to late, the hardest thing I have been gently soft things she most went over the top elbow .. ........

I: suspect! ... Clothes to wear against the lead!
Nurse: We have this total is to be anti-wear (I won!), And you Wait a minute here Oh, the machine will rotate.
Rotating machines, when I constantly remember, this is what it feels like, obviously only lightly touch a little, why feel so intense! Why is it a cloud of agent, which is valid and! Why! This feeling Let me spin, why! this impracticable always feel good, why I'm addicted
After a few minutes!
Nurse: It is! Come here!
I: heart unlimited recall, so they could not lay down their conclusions, I know! I do not want to know! On my heart the memory of this house, I walked out of a small room, looking from the outside this room, and I thank it to me good memories, watching the door, Xu-xu can not be themselves.
Nurse: Come on now!
I: will the memories in my heart, and slowly the door of the small room, shut up! I started to run! I began to see teeth.
是說照了X光之後人的智商會退化嗎?
難怪我老覺得最近有弱智傾向看不懂樓主在寫什麼...

doraemon0208 wrote:
不知怎搞的這文章看的...(恕刪)
我也看的好痛苦..

Mask1491 wrote:
我也看的好痛苦.....(恕刪)
應該沒那麼複雜吧。就是一個小診療室照X光,因室內狹小,病人很容易不小心就碰到女護士的胸部。再加上室內狹小,女護士剛好也洗完澡不久,身上還是泛出體香,病人就在那邊開始意淫暗爽了。
說實在的,要把心理的歡愉的享受加上身體部份的實際快感分享,要用文字來形容,真的不是一見容易的事。就算拿基測作文滿分的人,應該也寫不出這樣的意境,樓主能寫出這樣應該算是強的了。

不然請樓主公布診所位置與小護士名字,讓大家都試試看,試完之後再來發分享文,只要寫的沒有樓主好的,就不能鞭他...
想不到我智商180也看不出來在寫什麼
小杯子 wrote:
我是在跟薔薇哥開玩笑...(恕刪)

哦哦!了解!
我對朋友的要求沒有很高,只要他願意跟我一起花他的錢就好!
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