香酥雞 巴比Q wrote:
「小姐！妳吃的這碗麵是我吃過的，妳的在前面那張桌子上……」
爛死了你
前面也鋪太長了吧
Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Mary that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Mary agreed and again they made love Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
He touched Mary's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave,
I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
貳馬 wrote:
來一個英文版的笑話....(恕刪)
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戴夫回來從醫生的訪問一天，並告訴他的妻子瑪麗，醫生說他只能活24小時。抹著眼淚，他問她與他做愛。當然，她同意了，他們提出的熱愛。
六小時後，她再次來到大衛，說，“親愛的，現在我只有18小時可活了。也許我們可以做愛了嗎？”
瑪麗同意，他們再次做了愛之後，戴夫陷入床，當他意識到他現在只有八個小時的生活了。
他摸了摸瑪麗的肩膀，說：“親愛的在哪裡？只要一有更多的時間在我死之前。”她同意，那麼後來她翻過身去，睡著了。
戴夫，但是，聽到時鐘滴答的在他頭上，他翻來覆去，直到他的只有四個多小時。他拍了拍他的肩膀妻子叫醒她。
“親愛的，我只有四個小時了！我們能...?"
他的妻子突然坐起來，轉身對他說：“聽著戴夫，
我必須在早上起床！你不知道。“
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