For those of you that really like spicy food
http://www.chilepepper.com/fieryfood/index.cfm
Every year a contest is held in the US for the world's spicyest food. In this contest, there is a catagory called Triple X (XXX) for absolutely the world's spicyest hot sauce. I've bought a bottle of 2002's winning sauce for my friend in Taiwan, who thinks she's a really good spicyfood eater, as a joke, she tried it without knowing how hot it really is, and needless to say, she hasn't talked to me since......
I will make you suffer on the downhills with my superior body weight.