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難不倒01博士們的英文難題(1109新增)


noelle wrote:
(by 英語學習粉絲...(恕刪)


Nothing is better than the devil.

有什麼比得上小惡魔(devil)呢? 您說是吧?

noelle wrote:
(by 英語學習粉絲...(恕刪)


Apple


第1個是砸牛頓的蘋果(讓他開竅)
第2個是賈老的蘋果(讓很多人的小朋友出走)
第3個是白雪公主的蘋果

我來亂的(酸~)



有一個英文老師出了一道這樣的難題,題目是這樣子的:


____ is better than the god.____ is worse than the evil.If you eat ____,you will

die.(三個空格必須是同一個字)


有一個數學老師用數學的方法解出來了,他的解法如下:


設上帝之善是+∞
惡魔之惡是-∞令所求為

x


x>+∞


x<-∞
∴x屬於空集合

x=nothing


answer :Nothing is better than the god.(沒有什麼比上帝更好。)Nothing is worse than the

evil. (也沒有什麼比惡魔更壞。)If you eat nothing, you will die.(如果你什麼也沒有吃,那麼你就會死!)




noelle wrote:
(by 英語學習粉絲...(恕刪)


Dog...

fishbird wrote:
Dog......(恕刪)


Fucking

Drugs is better than the god.

Drugs is worse than the evil.

if you eat drugs,you will die.

毒品應該有符合條件吧
chunyi131 wrote:
Drugs is b...(恕刪)


是可以啦. 不過文法上好像有點...

apple . dog 也要加冠詞.

不過大家都很有創意


chunyi131 wrote:
Drugs is b...(恕刪)


你想的跟我一樣 ...

又想到"門徒"的畫面了 ..
麻煩一下各位 , 跑題 文不對題 或是哭哭啼啼.. 都還有個限度不是? 明明打的是麻將在那同花鐵支的喊什麼

linqqq wrote:
有一個數學老師用數學的方法解出來了,他的解法如下:


設上帝之善是+∞,惡魔之惡是-∞,令所求為

x,則

x>+∞,且

x<-∞,∴x屬於空集合,∴

x=nothing。(恕刪)


完美!我悟了。
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