某天國小老師出造句~能幹、樹幹、苦幹、 實幹、匪幹、高幹、才幹、公幹、主幹。
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結果隔天老師看小明的作業 時，不由噴飯.因為....小明寫的 造句是：
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1.能幹：我們現在的政府真的很無能，幹。
2.樹幹：執政都那麼久了，還是沒有半點建樹，幹。
3.苦幹：害我們小老百姓的生活過得都很辛苦，幹。
4.實幹：連那些保衛國家的軍人都不老實，幹。
5.匪幹：這些官員真的是土匪， 幹。
6.高幹：台灣的物價指數越來越高，幹。
7.才幹：X X 黨都不會重用人才， 幹。
8.公幹：把所有財產都充公， 幹。
9.主幹：還騙我們說一切都是以民為主，幹。
師評 : 幹的好，您真內行 !!
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很寫實..
最近豬哥亮復出，一位年輕漂亮女記者向他詢問：「請問你有找謝金燕嗎？」
豬哥亮聽了之後，立刻愣住了，久久不知道該怎麼回答！
當時大家都以為是豬哥亮愧對女兒，因此感到尷尬而難以啟齒！
不過事後私下了解
真正的原因是他把這句話誤聽成.....
「請問你有早洩經驗嗎？」
Annie Wang= anyone
Sum Wan = some one
Sori = sorry
Lee Sum Wan: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?"
Mr. Sori: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan."
Mr. Sori: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Lee Sum Wan: "I'm Sum Wan. I need to talk to Annie Wan. It's urgent."
Mr. Sori: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Look, just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan was injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is going to the hospital."
Mr. Sori: "Well, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Lee Sum Wan: "You are very rude. Who are you?"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori."
Lee Sum Wan: "You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "I'm Sori!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I don't like your tone of voice, mister, and I don't care. Now give me your name!"
Mr. Sori: "Look, lady, I told you already. I'm Sori! I'm Sori! I'm SORI! You didn't even give me your name!"
Lee Sum Wan: "I told you before, I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan! You better be careful, man. My father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very prestigious position in the family business. He is Noe Buddy."
Mr. Sori (sarcastically): "Oh, I'm so scared. Look, I don't care about your uncle; he's a nobody. Everybody thinks he's top dog and holding an important position in the company."
Lee Sum Wan: "No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there."
Mr. Sori: "Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts sleeps around, and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez! Now, which one of my employees do you want to talk to?"
Lee Sum Wan: "Wheech Wan is my sister!"
Mr. Sori: "I don't know which one is your sister! How in God's name would I know that?
十機九移，換過八鏡七店六街五老闆四處跑，還得三買二測，一台爛貨
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