用翻譯軟體翻完麻煩自己再檢查一遍

我朋友最近公司有一個人來面試
看了他的英文履歷後….真是一頭霧水
完全看不懂
直到看到中文翻譯
才恍然大悟
一定是用翻譯軟體翻的

希望大家有用翻譯軟題時,請不要太相信阿!!


英文版節錄:

Day A! Unexpectedly I smoke the lucky number king’s “marine corps” and does not dare to believe that heard from People this was that a arm the quite held and person that can not swim lost people Get to the sea until learn, I get 62Kilograms thinly while training to train the centre and from newly, it well imagines to be very hard in the inside, good house is it play ball sport so even fine physical stamina to like originally, go to army because excellent to is it is it is…..


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這邊是中文版


天啊! 我竟然抽 中了簽王 “海軍陸戰隊” 不敢相信以前常常聽人說這是一個相當操的兵種而且一定要會游泳不會的人就把人丟到海裡直到學會為止,新訓中心結訓時我瘦到62公斤,可想而知在裡頭是很辛苦的,好家在本來就喜歡打球運動所以體能都還不錯,下部隊由於體能優異又是大學生所以被連長選去受訓回到部隊