朝鮮官方通訊社今天宣布，軍方的計劃試射導彈已被擱置，是因為Windows 8的問題

NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8

朝鮮官方通訊社今天宣布，軍方的計劃試射導彈已被擱置，是因為Windows 8的問題。


PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”

In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed indefinitely.”

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.


新聞來源 ：New Yorker