這詞的起因是國外有個分享秘密的網站，上面都是網友寫的自己生活中遇到的糗事或者草尼馬的事情
先分享些上面的文章給大家笑笑 , 再說說我的FML事蹟...
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
今天，我在郵箱裡收到了我的護照。他們把我的生日搞錯了。然後我找到了我一起送去申請護照的出生證明。結果我發現我的父母16年來一直在錯誤的一天給我過生日。 FML
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
今天，我在上課的時候睡覺。我的弟弟硬了，而且我穿的是很寬鬆的褲子。我的老師走了過來一把抓住了我的弟弟——她以為那是我手機。 FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
今天，我在和我的男朋友OOXX。當他要丟了的時候，他突然聲嘶力竭地大喊“太棒了Brittany！！”我的名字不是Brittany.Brittany是他的妹妹。 FML
Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night . FML
今天，我發現我女兒在模仿很奇怪的、聽起來像我老婆在OOXX時發出的聲音。當我問她你在幹嘛的時候她說“我在學我媽咪昨晚的聲音”。我昨晚出差。 FML
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
今天，我聽見了我的姐姐在她的房間裡面"自我安慰"。為了逃出去，我帶著狗出去遛了遛。我回來的時候正巧碰見她出來，手裡拿的東西是——我的電動牙刷。 FML
Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML
今天，為了給我哥們慶祝生日我們第一次來到了脫衣舞俱樂部。我也發現了我的女友的工作是什麼。 FML
Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
今天，我自己一人來到了我和我男友第一次約會的地方：一個孤僻的山上。我注意到有另一對情侶藏在灌木叢中親熱。於是我打電話給我男友，想要告訴他說有人找到了屬於我們的秘密幽會地點。然後我就听到了我男友手機的Bob Marley的彩鈴聲從那堆灌木里飄來。 FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
今天，我打算給我上大學的男友一個驚喜。我走進了他的宿舍，發現他和另一個女的躺在床上。他看見了我，說了句：“愚人節快樂！”那天是3月19號。 FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
今天，我聽到了我交往3個月的男友和他的朋友聊天，它們不知道我能聽到他們。 “就是今晚了”，我男友說，“我要告訴她，我愛她！！”我非常興奮，感覺我也非常愛他。然後他的朋友就說：“太好了。可是，凱拉怎麼辦？”我就是凱拉。 FML
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接下來分享一下我自身的FML遭遇 (有興趣的幫我翻成英文吧)
今天 , 我偽裝成某位男性友人上線 , 與女友msn , 期間並未發現任何異狀 , 為了進一步測試女友是否忠貞 , 我提出了邀約 , 並詢問是否知道見面的地點 , 結果她回說: "當然知道 , 我們不是才去過"
—— 約見面的地點是我家附近的MOTEL , FML.....
