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怎麼鼓起勇氣送出那封信呢?

貌似英文很好,you=u, and=n ????


vito2691 wrote:
小弟前些日子也有搭訕...(恕刪)


小禮物要送啥呢?

趙德祝 wrote:
大哥真是太有才了,謝...(恕刪)


因為你跟我當時的處境太像了
破例跟你說
趙德祝 wrote:
小禮物要送啥呢?...(恕刪)


厚~~我當時是送85度C的小蛋糕

記住不要太貴
禮越貴越奇怪
曾送過800多塊的護手霜算有牌子的
送給第一次約會的女生她回我:無功不受祿!!!
雖然她還是收下了
但我也就牢記住這句話,別莫名其妙送東西討好女生
如果是小玩意小禮物就還ok

而且越便宜比較不會覺得奇怪
小蛋糕50塊最有誠意了
趙德祝 wrote:
常常去皮膚科拿過敏的...(恕刪)


不要寫信啦!
我是覺得可以了解一下她下班時間製造偶遇,
大方一點跟她聊一下,
如果自己不敢可以找個朋友在旁邊!
一開始就表白不會有什麼好下場!!
趙德祝 wrote:
常常去皮膚科拿過敏的藥,某天突然看到在裡面包藥的小姐..驚為天人..異常的可愛XD
簡稱X小姐
之後大約一個月去一次診所,然後到現在已經第五個月了...雖然沒講過話
但我還是在昨天下定決心,寫封交友信,內附FB和LINE..和簡介..打算請櫃台的小姐幫忙轉交!!

今天晚上時,跑去小七把用英文寫的交友信影印了出來..(因為小的字寫得不漂亮)

...就在今天,十一月三號..七點半..我進去看診,掛完號,在大廳等待叫號時,X小姐突然探出頭來,然後跟櫃台小姐竊竊私語之後,看著我笑..我也跟著傻笑然後轉移視線,之後我進去看醫生..出來大廳等拿藥,拿完藥離開...雄雄想起忘了拿信給他...
我拿著信,站在門口..不斷的試講著台詞:小姐,請你幫我把這封信轉交給裡面包藥的小姐!.again and again...不斷的徘徊阿..每當想進去時,又縮起來了...

然後不知不覺就九點半了,診所的燈已經關了...好沮喪阿,感覺自己真是廢物,我安慰自己:過兩天再來拿一次藥好了..

問題來了..我該怎麼鼓起勇氣把信拿給櫃台小姐轉交呢? 我很怕信給了之後,他不加我好友..
然後我會被當成癡漢..
那我以後看診就尷尬了...

附上英文簡介交友書..
Dear Miss Beautiful
Hi,this is Henry. I am now running my asset fund in my studio. I always go to Dr. Lee’s clinic to get medicines. Bcoz I have allergy sometimes. Then every time I wait in the line near front desk. I observe there, I noticed there is a girl; she is so lively, elegant and talkative, just like a busy bee. that make me feel u r so special. Once upon a time, I saw your face under mask,I was amazed for your beauty. Sometimes I stared at u; I know that behavior is rude. I hope u can forgive me for this. Last time, I aware that u noticed I’m look at u, and u look back to me, I feel a little bit shy. That’s why I remove my eyes to somewhere else rapidly. I know it’s abrupt to u for this letter. But I have no other choice to contact u. this is the only idea I have.

In d end of letter, can I ask a favor to be friend with u? Please add me in facebook or Line,I really want to know u more! My id in FB is XXXXX. Line ID is:XXXXX. I appreciate that u read this letter. Thank u so much.


寫英文信真的是異於常人
你以為你在應徵國外事業部的業務??

你請人轉交給她

一個女生收到這封英文信 對方長什麼樣子樣子都不知道 這個女生會去家這個line和FB和你當好友?
這社會這麼亂 我要是那個女生我應該接下來要去買防狼噴霧 以後下班回家路上都要有人陪
不然就是要來換工作了
寫英文信還影印@@
你以為診所小姐英文都很好啊
如果剛好英文好的就看得出你英文信寫得很生硬更慘
這麼假掰被打槍的機會高達99.9%



趙德祝 wrote:
小禮物要送啥呢?...(恕刪)

事成之後發個開箱文吧
哈哈
每次拿藥時跟櫃台小姐聊天的確很重要,上面有人說過了,聊個幾次,然後買不太貴的小蛋糕,重點是櫃檯有幾位買幾位,當然有一個稍微特別的就指名給她,這樣做的意思是其他幾個也收了蛋糕,自然會口下留情,說不定還會幫你小推一把,如此連續送個3次,信就可以順理成章的夾帶了(寫中文),一般來說成功率是很高的,但前提是你得確定它沒對象....祝福你
有創意的英文信:

Hi Miss Beautiful,

May I introduce my cars, my houses, my bank accounts, and my jobs?

My cars are B_____, B_____, M_____, etc.


My houses located in Ch_____, Un___ St_____, Ho____ Ko____, Ta____, Lon______,

Par____, Ne___ Yo___.

My bank accounts have a total amount of US$1________________


My Jobs are CEOs of Fox____, Goo____, Ni____, ets


Do you want to take a ride with me to visit my house?
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