Tini S wrote:
小妹書唸的少閱歷也不...(恕刪)
找女朋友的條件比老婆寬一點!
一般都是帶的出去,最好面貌身材不差.能夠一起玩(indoor or outdoor)
找老婆就嚴肅多了.除了上面的條件之外.還要看能不能跟自己的爸媽相處,是不是能夠相夫教子,顧好家裡.
能夠長時間跟老公相處!畢竟要生活個幾十年是長期抗戰
當一個男人講這樣時,八成是認真要找個伴
有點長
Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0
Comparative Trial
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
去年，一個朋友從我的女友升級到妻子1.0 6.0，並發現它是一個記憶體豬留下很少的系統資源可用於其他應用。他現在是察覺到妻子1.0還產卵兒童過程，是進一步消耗寶貴的資源。沒有提到這個現象是包括在產品手冊或文件，但其他用戶已經告訴他，這是可以預料的，由於其性質的應用。
Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). During installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.
不僅如此，妻子1.0自行安裝，這樣它總是在系統啟動初始化，它可以監控所有其他系統的活動。他發現，一些應用，如PokerNight 10.3 BeerBash 2.5，7.0和PubNight不再能夠運行在所有系統中，系統崩潰時，選擇（即使他們總是工作正常之前）。在安裝過程中，妻子1.0不提供選項以安裝不需要的插件，如MotherInLaw 55.8和BrotherInLaw Beta版本。此外，系統性能似乎貶低日新月異。
Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.
1. a "Don't remind me again" button
2. a Minimize button
3. An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources
4. An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system's hardware probe feature to be much more useful.
有些功能他希望看到在未來的妻子2.0。
1。一“不要再提醒我”按鈕
2。一個最小化按鈕
3。一個安裝屏蔽功能，可讓妻子2.0安裝卸載的選項在任何時候不損失緩存和其他系統資源
4。一個選項運行在混雜模式網絡驅動程序將允許該系統的硬件探測功能，更加有用。
I myself decided to avoid the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 7.0. Even here, however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 7.0 on top of Girlfriend 6.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 6.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conficts over shared use of the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 6.0 doesn't work very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another thing -- all versions of Girlfriend continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
我自己決定，以避免與頭痛相關的妻子和女友堅持 1.0 7.0。即使在這裡，但是，我發現有很多問題。顯然，你不能在上面安裝女朋友的女朋友7.0 6.0。您必須先卸載女朋友6.0。其他用戶說這是一個長期的錯誤，我應該有所了解。顯然，中突版本的女朋友都在共同使用的I / O端口。你認為他們會這樣愚蠢的錯誤固定到現在。為了使事情更糟的是，該卸載程序的女朋友6.0不能很好地工作留下不良痕跡的應用程序在系統中。另一件事 - 所有版本的女朋友不斷彈出煩人的信息少有關優勢升級到妻子1.0。
Bug Warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
妻子1.0有一個未公開的漏洞。如果您嘗試卸載之前安裝情婦 1.1妻子1.0，妻子1.0將文件刪除 MSMoney之前做卸載本身。然後，女主人1.1將拒絕安裝，聲稱沒有足夠的資源。
Bug work-arounds: To avoid this bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.
問題的變通辦法：為了避免這種錯誤，請嘗試安裝情婦 1.1不同的制度，不執行任何文件傳輸應用程序，如Laplink 6.0。此外，謹防類似共享軟件應用，已經知道攜帶病毒的可能影響妻子1.0。另一個解決辦法是通過一個運行情婦 1.1 Usenet提供商下一個匿名的名字。在這裡，提防病毒可以意外地從新聞組下載。
Tech Support Suggestions
These are very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is indeed an operating system and designed by its creator to run everything.
這些都是很常見的問題男人抱怨的，但主要是由於一個主要誤解。許多人從女朋友6.0升級到妻子1.0的想法，妻子1.0只是一個工具及娛樂節目。妻子1.0的確是一個操作系統和它的創始人設計的運行一切。
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 6.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 6.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 6.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
這是不太可能你就可以清除妻子1.0，仍然轉換回女朋友6.0。隱藏在你的操作系統文件系統將導致女朋友6.0效仿妻子1.0所以沒有什麼好處。這是無法卸載，刪除或是清除程序文件從系統一旦安裝。你不能回去因為妻子女友6.0 1.0是不是要做到這一點。
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
有些人試圖安裝女朋友7.0或2.0，但最終妻子與更多的問題比原來的系統。看看你的手在“警告 - 贍養費 /孩子的支持”。我建議你保留妻子1.0和處理情況。
I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
我建議安裝後台應用程序C：\是的，親愛減輕軟件增強。經安裝妻子1.0我自己，我也可能建議你讀了整整一節關於普通合夥錯誤（GPF）中。你必須承擔全部責任斷層和可能發生的問題，不論他們的事業。當然，最好的行動將是進入命令C：\道歉。在任何情況下，避免過度使用的C：\是的親愛的，因為最終你可能要給予道歉命令之前操作系統將恢復正常。該系統將運行順利，只要你把所有的指責通用並行文件系統。
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
妻子1.0是一個偉大的計劃，但非常高的維修。考慮購買額外的軟件，以提高性能妻子1.0。我建議花3.1及鑽石 2K的。不要在任何情況下，安裝秘書短裙3.3。這不是一個受支持的應用妻子1.0，並可能造成不可逆轉的破壞操作系統。
Best of Luck,
Tech Support
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