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二度劈腿被老婆發現,老婆鬧自殺,我該怎麼辦?

愛劈腿,死好。

劈腿者死阿!! 還怎辦咧


名稱: 無糖人生
註冊: 2009-08-13

來亂的吧!你!
史懷哲博士說:「要讓生活脫離悲慘的方法有兩種,那就是貓和音樂。」
都結婚生小孩了.....還是第二度劈腿.....

我想你不用等你老婆鬧自殺了,你自己先上吧!!
每當你許願時,你是希望上天幫你實現?還是希望牠給你一個機會?
現在的社會是怎麼一回事~~
自己做錯事
還想上01求援助~~~
換個角度想~如果今天角色互換,你有老婆的這種度量嗎~~
盡量低聲婉回吧!
現在的社會是怎麼一回事~~
自己做錯事
還想上01求援助~~~
明明是豪笅文
大家也回的這麼開心
果然想紅來01就對了
樓主不去保護自己的老婆
反而選擇保護非家人的女網友
沒有曖昧又怎麼不敢讓老婆知道?
建議樓主剁老二自殺謝罪吧~
畜牲不如的人 世界上少一個算一個
砍掉吧,不過是砍你自己的
很精彩的人生喔
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/*
TERMS OF USE - EASING EQUATIONS
Open source under the BSD License.
Copyright 2001 Robert Penner All rights reserved.
Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
* Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
* Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution.
* Neither the name of the author nor the names of contributors may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software without specific prior written permission.
THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COPYRIGHT OWNER OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
*/
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