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給遠在國外的女友的東西,我需要翻譯~~謝謝!!(新增照片在48樓)

The Wingman wrote:
These are not expensive, which is why I'm able to give you three, but also because you have separate phones for those people you screw behind my back. If the phone pouches smell weird, that's cuz I have masturbated in them from time to time.
Hope you haven't forgotten what my semen smells like.
To the sluttiest girl.


備份先! 寫得太讚了!!!
如果對方知道你找槍手...那不是整個弱掉了嗎...

心意拉...
chh33 wrote:
備份先! 寫得太讚了...(恕刪)


真是太太太太太太誇張的好笑了..........
01上果然不能隨便發文........................
寫個
love you forever
這樣不就好了
The Wingman wrote:
These are ...(恕刪)


寫的真好, 真的令人感動得落淚.
只是有一點黏黏, 臭臭, 又腥腥的感覺

短短幾句能賺人熱淚又引人身入其境, 真有如莎翁之造詣,
尤其是大大的筆風, 很適合轉戰日本去Tokyo Hot發展
NIKE MAN wrote:
裡面的文字想加上英文增加質感...(恕刪)

增加質感那就加OH! My God!!超水準的質感!
結果開版大的女友也在看01 XD

The Wingman wrote:
These are ...(恕刪)


nice...
To the girl whom I'm deeply in love with:

The three cellphone pouchs are not valuable; however, they were made for you by myself.

Perhaps they are not perfect, yet every stitch in them represents my sincere affection.

Hope you would like them.

Sincerely yours, YYY

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The Wingman wrote:
I have masturbated in them


可不可以圖解說明一下?

沒圖沒真相!
This 不是什麼貴重的東西
but 都是 I 親手縫出來的
雖然做的不是那麼perfect
裡頭的每one針每one線卻也都是I最真心的愛意
希望you會like
給I最深愛的girl
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幫您加上英文了
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