黑磨菇 wrote:
怎麼辦?很簡單，如果...(恕刪)
很簡單!
停下來!
面對猴群!
手舉高過頭!(雙手成猛抓狀)
保證身上香蕉被搶走!(香蕉要藏好!)
以下是狀況劇:
(人)你偷我香蕉!!
(猴)搖頭~
(人)你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!
(猴)搖頭~搖頭~
(人)你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!你偷我香蕉!!
(猴)搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~搖頭~
(猴)喀!!(扭到)(痛苦)
(人)哈!(笑倒地)
